Oh My God! When Sky and I created this blog, we thought that we would update at least one new post every week, but it’s been months since I wrote my last post… Justifying will seem lame here, so let me just move on. I have on my table a cup of coffee, which I guess, must have turned ice cold by now. I am dead tired, after a hectic but sweet day, but there is something that has been knocking my head time and again and I cannot pretend to ignore it. I wish I could just undo those thoughts and keep breathing life…not easy I guess. Alright, let me not pile on further.
Have you ever been in such a situation where you have no idea how to react? You suddenly bumped into your school friend (well…ex-friend) after ages and she waves at you…and you can’t decide right away whether to wave back or to ignore her? You have a sticky classmate and you don’t know how to handle him/her? Oh, I know that feeling and I am sure, you do too. Reaction, to any problem, event, incident or occurrence might either be conscious or sub-conscious, willingly or unwillingly. Recently, I have been faced to this dilemma. I could not react because I had no idea how to react…to stupidity! Pure stupidity!
Let me dare list three moments of my life where I had to deal with stupidity. I have to remind you that this is purely fictional and I am not to be held responsible if you decide to draw a face on an electric pole and call it your mate!
1. Stikreepous friends
Alright, this I guess will remind you of some acquaintances or another. I have this friend who is…well, a friend! He is a rich, spoilt brat and he takes criticism very personally. So, you cannot even tell him that he’s grown fat even after hours of carpenting his body in the gym. Others have noticed he’s grown a belly bottom too. Maybe he noticed as well. But he’ll go on and on, as and when he sees the field clear, about his gym experiences and how he’s grown into a ‘perfection’. Oh please, can you just calm down? We all know you eat the whole junk food market once you are back home! But then, I guess this friend of mine is a whole lifetime in himself. I drink away his bluffs and still appreciates him. At least, he brings action in my life. So, thank you friend.
2. Love Story
01.02.2010 (21.33 p.m)
“I have loved. I have loved unconditionally. I have loved selflessly. My love is pure. But you never loved me back. You forced me to love you so much. I can’t get away from your thoughts, your voice, your self, your body…you turn me on! I can’t lie…I just can’t! “
01.02.2010 (21.45 p.m)
“It’s all over…you never mattered to me! I hate the way I loved you. I guess I was stupid to stick to your back like dead lice in the hair. I am sorry for what I did, I will never ever talk to you. I know I am a disturbance to you. Sorry!”
01.02.2010 (21.55 p.m)
“Hi…angry? Heyyy, I am sorry for what I said, I am really sorry…I love you, I love you selflessly!”
01.02.2010 (22.00 p.m)
“Are you dating that pig? Are you cheating on me? Why did you say he looked smart? Why?….”
COME ON MAN! This is the limit! When I see ‘lovers’ of this calibre, I am so enamoured that I automatically stand up to give them a standing ovation!
3. Facebook – The most stupid thing ever!
Ohkay! We live in an age where Facebook is the oxygen of this technology savvy nation. BUT…BUT, there are things on Facebook that you just cannot do! I will list a few:
- Liking your own status! Seriously, why the hell do you ‘like’ your own status? WHY? No, just explain to me the logic?
- Using the status bar as your personal chat box! Hello! Excuse me! I am seeing your shit and this is disturbing!
- Getting so irritated by a post, picture, activity of a friend that you write a whole essay insulting that friend without his/her direct knowledge (because he/she will be indirectly knowing about your deeds through someone else) HA! Give me a break!
Stupid we are all…degrees vary! Rest assured, I am far more stupid that I am. So are you.
Voila! Readers, I emptied my vessel! Thank You for filling yours. You may now proceed to some serious work.